We realized after a little googling that we were not the first to come up with this idea. It's rather like Leibniz and Newton simultaneously inventing calculus.
Below, step-by-step photo instructions for making your own.
Vegan cheese is pretty unappetizing. And grey.
We used Vegansaurus's advice for making the sauce.
You can read it here.
The corn is not part of the recipe. Unless you can think up
a use for it... Also, how funny is the fake, white fat on soy bacon?
And now a confession: I didn't actually eat it! I was super-full from eating a bunch of chips and watermelon, and I set it down, wandered away, and much later came back and saw it had been eaten by someone else. I was relieved. But Tony and others said it was actually quite good!