Showing posts with label bizarre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bizarre. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2013

Another Weird Dream

I had another weird dream the other night. Here we go:

  • I was staying in a house with several other people, including the Dalai Lama. He had gone out for awhile, and I knew he wanted to eat some leftover homemade soup when he came back. There was only one bowl left in the refrigerator, and it was a really good, hearty vegetable soup. In his absence, this other girl came in, ate the soup despite me telling her not to, and then left the empty bowl on my bed! When the Dalai Lama returned, of course he thought I had eaten it. He was pretty mad. But then he meditated for a bit and realized he should believe me and that I truly hadn't eaten his soup.  And all was well.
I have been watching Michael Palin's travel documentaries, and recently watched one where he interviewed the Dalai Lama. (Those documentaries are AMAZING, by the way. They are currently streaming on Netflix, and if you haven't seen them, you really ought to.) I also found an old book called "Separated at Birth" that compares different celebrities it claims look related. The Dalai Lama and Jiminy Cricket were one pair.

As far as the soup, no idea. I do like food.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Three Days of Weird Dreams

People sometimes say they have weird dreams because of something they ate. This has never made sense to me. I have weird dreams no matter what. However, this week I've basically just been eating that chocolate cake I described in the previous post along with falafel chips and hummus, and I've had some unusually intense dreams.
  • Night 1: My dog Theresa was digging in the dirt, and this triggered her evolution into a worm. (Even in my dream I thought "this wasn't my understanding of how evolution works...") The worm was small (worm-sized, not dog-sized) but had the same yellow and brown coloring as Theresa. I picked it up, but before I could get it somewhere safe, Evie, my other dog, ate it! I was horrified!
  • Night 2: My sister was going to dogsit for Evie and Theresa. A common enough occurrence, except in the dream she lived in Florida instead of Wisconsin. "Just put them on the bus!" she said. We laughed about how it'd be funny to have greyhounds riding a Greyhound Bus. But I was concerned about their safety.  She assured me that when she'd recently dogsat for my mom, my mom's dog Fitzie had also ridden the bus.
  • Night 3: My mother found the Holy Grail! It turned out to be in a park in my hometown in Illinois. It also turned out to be a large root vegetable. We told the government, who said they would award my mom $90,000 and we were free to eat the root vegetable.  It was delicious.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Chocolate Cake with a Secret Ingredient

The secret ingredient isn't weed, first of all.  :)

I got this recipe from a food blog.  Check it out!

A Tasty Love Story

OK, the secret ingredient? Black beans! And I swear, you would NEVER know they were in it.  It makes a dark, moist cake that's intensely chocolatey but not cloyingly sweet.  It'd be great with homemade whipped cream, but I didn't have any of that, so I doused it in powdered sugar.

Also, I know I haven't updated in quite awhile. I don't want to swear I will update more, because it's always disappointing to see a blog where the last entry, made years before, is a promise that the blogger will write more. So, how often will I write? We'll see.

Anyway, next time someone asks "How do you get protein as a vegetarian?" I'll say "Chocolate cake!"

Sunday, October 21, 2012

More Iced Tea Data

I finally took pictures of the Honest Teas that I drank in spring semester of 2012, as well as the few I had on my visited down in the summer of 2012. 

The results? Spring semester I drank 20, summer I drank 7. Fall of 2011 I drank 21, so there was a slight decline from fall to spring. (Keep in mind I don't teach in the summer and drive down less than once a week.) However, there is still not enough data to come to any conclusions. I must continue to drink my teas, keep them, and photograph them. I'm already building my fall collection.

Spring 2012

Summer 2012


Sunday, April 15, 2012

Infinite Jest

So. I read Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace's 1000-page monster of a novel.  I've owned it since 1997. I got my first job when I was fifteen, at little bookstore, and Infinite Jest always looked interesting to me, sitting there on the shelf. So one day I bought it.  Then I hung onto it for 15 years.

I started it last fall because a friend asked if I'd ever read it, and said it was great.  I'd been reading for a long time about how amazing David Foster Wallace is, but a recommendation from someone I knew finally pushed me into opening it up.

I'd tried to read it before, of course.  But it takes place in the near future, where the years are subsidized by companies (The Year of the Perdue Wonder Chicken, for example, instead of, say, 2006), and it switches characters a lot initially, and it was just too much.

But my friend assured me that after the first 200 pages, it got a lot more readable, so I vowed to stick with it for at least 201.  By the time I got past 200, it was still kind of tough, but I was already 20% in, so I decided to stick with it.

It's not especially readable, particularly in those first 200 pages.  At first it follows Hal, a teenager at a tennis academy, then Hal's football player brother Orin, then Don Gately, the ex-junkie and -thief, then other random characters, all mixed around.  And you don't know how their stories relate.  And there are tons of footnotes.  And you don't know if you aren't understanding references to things because you missed something, or because it will be revealed in time, or because it's the future and things are different and it's okay if you don't understand all of it.

But eventually, things settle down, focusing on Hal, Don, and Steeply and Marathe, two undercover agents having a meeting on a mountain in Arizona.  There's a video, referred to as The Entertainment, that kills people, essentially. When you watch it, you get so entranced and entertained that you lose your mind and can't function anymore.

Figuring out who made the tape, and where the master copy is, and how to get it, could be considered the main plot of the novel.  But there's a lot more to it than that.  Like Eschaton, the complicated tennis-based world-domination game played at the tennis academy.  And Madame Psychosis, a drug addict radio host who is also Orin's ex-girlfriend and also wears a veil to cover her deformities. And Alcoholics Anonymous. And Hal's relationship with his dad, and his dad's relationship with his own dad.  And all these random objects at the academy disappearing and moving on their own.  And a million other things.

I'm glad I read it.  It was intense.  It wasn't easy to read.  It didn't tie everything up in a neat package.  But I don't think I'll forget it quickly.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

"Turn the Beat Around" (homophone edition)

Homophone: 
Each of two or more words having the same pronunciation but different meanings, origins, or spelling, e.g., new and knew.

I think you should watch my youtube video now. The less explanation, the better.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Being An Adult


If you can't occasionally buy a horse's head mask for yourself on a whim, then what's even the point of having a job and making decent money?  I've been telling my friends and family that, after emailing them this photo with no explanation.  That, a friend of mine decided, is what being an adult is all about: having the means and the decision-making power to buy yourself a horse mask when necessary.

The dogs love it, although one of them is a little nervous it might bite.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Why didn't this happen when I was there?

I'll just quote the whole article here:




Giant Lego man found in Dutch sea

Tue Aug 7, 2007 4:56pm BST

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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday.

Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso.

"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."

A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."

The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall.